So I am jumping on this internet revolution and trying this whole blogging thing. The only people who will read this will probably have already heard it from me first hand, but hey why not? I'll try anything once. Just ask that Mexican who got me to shave my private areas and lead a stampede of goats through a town square yelling "donde esta la biblioteca?"
Funny story about this weekend:
This actually happened to the boys who went down to Atlanta for Jamie Pigg's bachelor party. Actually they only saw Jamie for like an hour, but they did have a party nonetheless. So Cheese is at Moondog's where he decides to rip down rope lighting and decorate himself like a Christmas tree. This did not please the owner or his big brute of a bouncer. The bouncer promptly put Cheese in a choke hold to escort him out. Preston then see's Cheese being lead around like Diamond Dallas Page in a Carribean Strut Match and decides that he is going to help. Preston jumps on the bouncer's back and tries to put him in a choke hold. Then a much bigger bounce - like Big Sexy jumps on top of Preston. This causes Sousa to jump on that bouncer's back. Reports are that the larger bouncer never even knew the Goose was on him. So they all lead each other out of the bar like a drunken/gay/wrestling elephant walk. The owner tries to arrest Cheese, but by the end of it he had his arm around the cop saying "your not going to arrest me are you?" I am sorry I missed it guys... great story though! Oh yeah and Cheese became known as Rico Suave when he learned about the complexity of the interstate systems of South America with his new Brazillian lover that got deported today.